even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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