Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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