DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
then he tried to convert me to islam
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Sext me about skeletons
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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