Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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