I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
that is very illegal...i love you.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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