I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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