Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
only you would photoshop your dick
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
