ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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