I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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