She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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