Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I have post one night stand depression
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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