I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
