We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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