David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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