Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Randomize
