How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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