So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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