i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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