do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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