I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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