once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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