She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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