Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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