You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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