whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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