You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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