Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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