Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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