god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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