"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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