My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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