I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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