Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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