I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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