so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
This toilet bowl is my home.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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