i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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