was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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