Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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