no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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