Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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