i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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