I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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