whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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