What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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