How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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