You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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