I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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