forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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