I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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