There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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