Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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