Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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