he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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