I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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