Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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