The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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