I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I have tasted many bathrooms
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